Can you help me take over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I started this topic to see if we could get a discussion going about the subscriptions. I went ahead and did the google advertising thingy on here. but they want up to 19% of the sale I think. and that’s just ludicrous.

so I thought that maybe I/we could get some feedback from sellers holding the subscriptions and get some feedback so that way myself and other nooblets can start making some mad cash.

Now youre prolly thinking to yourself “why should I help this idiot take over the entire world”? the answer is simple. Once I have completed world domination I will make it law that everyone gets free pizza for the rest of their life. also I plan to write into law that upon every mans 18th birthday he will receive his choice of a corvette or Porsche. and upon all womens 18th they will be eligible to receive free lingerie for life!!

now, every man wants a vette or or Porsche. and every woman wants free lingerie. so lets get this show on the road. Share your wisdom with the nooblet

asked almost 7 years ago

5 Comments

abigdogmom says: June 15, 2017

I don’t want lingerie, I want yoga pants

HammersmithGraphics says: June 15, 2017

yoga pants are good i will make it so

abigdogmom says: June 16, 2017

Thank you.

HammersmithGraphics says: June 16, 2017

btw i replied to your message. and i wrote ya a endorsement too cuz i had a little extra time

abigdogmom says: June 18, 2017

I noticed that, and thank you. I did the same for you.

4 Answers

You can get JUST the Google advertising for 9%. And, yes, it does make a difference over the 3.5%.

answered almost 7 years ago

tomwayne1
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HammersmithGraphics says: June 16, 2017

thank you i took your advice on the google. i am really worried about trying something without some sort of knowledge first. i think google said it migh take up to 48 hours

Before I could even think about assisting you in your maniacal dream to dominate the world, I would have to know a few things about [URL removed]
1. Do you always punctuate a question with exclamation marks?
2. Were you partying when you wrote this post?
3. Do you have the financial resources in hotels and businesses to underwrite your fantasy? In other words, are you a proven success on Wall Street?
4. Are the “stickers” you sell legally licensed to you by the parties of the first part for sales?
5. Are you currently not housed in a state or federal institution for bad comedians?
6. Since you apparently like to give things away, did you vote for Bernie?
7. Will you lead by example? i.e. do you currently subscribe to a Bonanza membership yourself?
8. Will you make me second in command if you never awake to reality and actually realize your dream?

answered almost 7 years ago

6 Comments

HammersmithGraphics says: June 16, 2017

1. Do you always punctuate a question with exclamation marks? sometimes

HammersmithGraphics says: June 16, 2017

2. Were you partying when you wrote this post? my personal life isnt to be shared

HammersmithGraphics says: June 16, 2017

4. Are the “stickers” you sell legally licensed to you by the parties of the first part for sales? my business is none of your business

HammersmithGraphics says: June 16, 2017

7. Will you lead by example? i.e. do you currently subscribe to a Bonanza membership yourself? again, my business is none of your business

HammersmithGraphics says: June 16, 2017

6. Since you apparently like to give things away, did you vote for Bernie? my political views are none of your business. are you some lonely old lady? you sure are nosey

HammersmithGraphics says: June 16, 2017

oh woops i just noticed your profile pic. my bad i didnt know you were really a old lady. no disrespect intended and tell your hunny i said hi :)

I have the 30% advertising rate and I can not complain, I have sales every day

answered almost 7 years ago

1 Comment

Calhan_Mercantile says: June 17, 2017

If I may ask, what percentage of sales is charged at 30%?

Hello Hammersmith (Jeff). I will be trying the gold subscription when I get the majority of my listings up and this way I can really see how it may benefit my booth. From what I read, the first month is free, so all the more reason to wait until my booth is up to par. But I’m thinking it might also be a good idea to wait a few months after getting my booth up to par before I do the free trial. Reason being is because then I’ll get a chance to see how my free booth does all on its own and then how it does using the subscription. Make sense?

answered almost 7 years ago

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