Peter's Weener Kleener Soap - Great Gag Gift and 50 similar items

PETER'S WEENER KLEENER SOAP! Large -- Small -- or in-between? Nothing beats a cleaner for your weener! White Soap for that Fresh "Feel" A Great Gag for Just About Any Occasion Perfect for Newlyweds and Almost Any One Hilarious get-to-the-point packaging One Size Fits Most Adults Only! CAUTION: If Weener Kleener ever becomes stuck, soak area with COLD water. 2oe" round, OE" thick and approximately 1" inner dimensions Includes one Weener Kleener Soap packet with instructions. BONUS - receive combined shipping discounted rates when you purchase multiple items (same or different products) from us at the same time! The discount will be a refund to you when your order is processed! Packaging may vary. Restrictions may apply. Not responsible for use or misuse of this or any product. Video and/or photographs are for demonstration purposes only. Colors of actual product may vary due to the differences in screened device displays. 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