Forbidden Magic, Change my life forever and similar items

Greetings and Welcome to our Bonanza Shop !!! Forbidden Magic, Change my life forever spell ! This is an ancient ritual from the beginning of time and it was used from the first witches of this world ! It is a forbidden lost knowledge that will allow you to change your life once and for all. And when I say change I mean everything... Your friends, lover, social status, your financial status, your job, your look, your mind... everything will be renewed to a better version, all your secret wishes and dreams will start to manifest ! You will be no longer you but the person you want to be ! For this ritual we will need full your full name, birthday and a photo if you feel comfortable ! This is a spell casting service, nothing will be shipped to you via post and all the info will remain strictly confidential ! No one will ever know ...