FAKE DOG POO imitation CRAP PILE terd and 50 similar items

FOR SALE IS ONE (1) NEW PACKAGE OF FAKE DOGGY POO BY JA-RU BRAND MPN 1379 UPC# 075656013797. TRICK YOUR FRIENDS, PARENTS, GRANDPARENTS, MINISTER, TEACHER, NEIGHBORS OR MOM AND DAD'S EMPLOYER WITH THIS REALISTIC LOOKING DOGGY POO MADE OF SAFE PLASTIC. LOOKS REAL, CONFORMS TO THE SAFETY REQUIREMENTS OF ASTM F963. THIS CLASSIC AND TIME PROVEN FAKE DOGGY POO HAS LOTS OF GREAT APPLICATIONS. TAKE IT TO CHURCH, TAKE IT TO SCHOOL, TAKE IT ON TRIPS AND HAVE FUN. LEAVE IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOPPING MALL AND WATCH THE SHOPPERS AS THEY PASS BY. PLACE IT IN THE PULPIT OF YOUR CHURCH ON SUNDAY MORNING OR IN THE CHURCH SEAT ON THE FRONT ROW. PLACE IT IN THE PEW NEXT TO YOURS AND MAKE CHURCH FUN. PLACE IT IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR GRANDPARENTS CAR OR ON THE HOOD OF THEIR CAR. THIS CLASSIC GAG IS FANTASTIC AT SCHOOL AND WILL PROVIDE LOTS OF FUN IN ANY EDUCATIONAL FACILITY. USE YOUR CREATIVE SKILLS TO DISRUPT CLASS, PLACE IT IN THE HALLWAY OR ON YOUR TEACHERS DESK. SNEAK IT INTO THE PRINCIPLE'S OFFICE AND PLACE IT ON THE COUNTER OR IN THE FLOOR, OR HAVE FUN IN THE CAFETERIA WITH FAKE DOGGY POO. PLACE YOUR FAKE DOGGY POO ON YOUR LUNCH TRAY THEN ASK THE CAFETERIA LADY TO TAKE IT BACK. IF YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO ATTEND A FUNERAL, PLACE FAKE DOGGY POO IN OR AROUND THE CASKET OR SOMEWHERE AROUND THE FUNERAL HOME. ITS ALL ABOUT FUN, SO USE YOUR CREATIVITY. MAKE SURE TO PURCHASE LOTS OF THIS ITEM SINCE YOU WILL PROBABLY LOSE A FEW ALONG THE WAY. YOU WILL RECEIVE ONE (1) FAKE DOGGY POO SHIPPED BY USPS FIRST CLASS MAIL..... note..... i also carry the ja-ru flarp brand whoopee cushion, a great companion to this fake doggy poo. go to my store and search keyword FART BID AND BUY HERE IN IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE SINCE I HAVE THOUSANDS OF POSITIVE FEEDBACK AND TEN+ YEARS EXPERIENCE. I SHIP WITHIN TWO DAYS OF RECEIPT OF PAYMENT, OFTEN THE NEXT DAY. FREE USPS FIRST CLASS GREEN SHIPPING USING RECYCLED PACKAGING MATERIALS AND ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY MATERIALS TO ANYWHERE USA. I DO NOT SHIP ANYWHERE ELSE. HAVE A GREAT DAY AND THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY.......