Three Wishes, More or Less -- an Original and 50 similar items

Characters: Ruby, Midge, DeeDee Genie, can be male or female Costumes: genie wears a turban Props: blue ribbon, bottle, 2 pieces of paper Here is an excerpt: Ruby: I wish for a million dollars! Genie: Here you go. (hands her a piece of paper) Ruby: What is this? A check? Genie: Naw, the money's already in your bank account. I've been using direct deposit since 1373. No, this is a notice that you owe sixty per cent of that million in back taxes. Ruby: I might've known there'd be a catch. Genie: With money, there's always a catch. Ruby: Well, then, I'll just fix that with my second wish. Genie, I wish for ten million dollars. Genie: Granted. By the way, here. Ruby: More back taxes? Genie: Nope, a subpoena. You're being audited by the IRS. We accept no returns on skits. This skit is Copyright by Linda Campanella and Whatsits Galore