REAL US PAPER Fake Prank Gag Custom Positive and similar items

I AM A PROFESSIONAL GRAPHIC DESIGNER SELLING FOR YEARS ON OTHER WEBSITES... EXPRESS SHIPPING AVAILABLE! Please inquire if you need this service. THIS sale IS FOR A 2D ULTRASOUND AS SHOWN IN PHOTO This sale is for a custom 2D ultrasound output. You will receive a finished size of 5 1/2" x 11" sheet of ULTRASOUND PAPER (Please know, I use the newer ultrasound paper and NOT the old crappy thermal fax type paper that was used with the old ultrasound machines). The ultrasound will have 3 different 2D ultrasound photos on them. Each photo is approximately 4.5 x 3.5. ABOUT THE PAPER I USE The paper I use is special ordered REAL ultrasound film/paper. It is thin, glossy and can NOT be ripped.... AFTER YOU MAKE YOUR PURCHASE, I will contact you messaging OR you can send the following information to me through messaging. I will customize the ultrasounds to have your... -NAME OF PREGNANT PATIENT -DATE OF BIRTH OF PREGNANT PATIENT -NUMBER OF WEEKS DAYS OF PREGNANCY (gender at 15 weeks or greater) -DATE OF APPOINTMENT -TIME OF APPOINTMENT -THE HOSPITAL OR CLINIC WHERE YOU HAD U/S DONE -Special Instructions include TWINS or "Hi Daddy!" on one photo, etc. SHIPPED DISCREETLY! DETAILS ARE: -Shipped in PLAIN DISCREET PACKAGING -NO reference anywhere to prank, fake or joke.. -2D Ultrasound Strip - LOOKS LIKE THE REAL THING -5 1/2 x 11" finished strip with three (4.5" x 3.5") ALL OF SAME GESTATION/weeks -3 different ultrasound photos on a strip (all with same weeks) -Yes, I can do TWINS, TRIPLETS, -Customized with all your information on each ultrasound -You choose how many weeks/days the pregnancy will be in the ultrasound photos (photos will match the number of weeks you provide) Since item is a custom order item, it is not returnable unless I have made an error in the information you provided (i rarely do).... Buyer assumes all responsibility with the outcome of this prank, when purchasing. Please only use this item for pranking purposes!!!