Gag Gift Novelty Item This funny enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. This Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift. No outside label (postage only) Discreet packaging Private No logos Due to health concerns, sanitary reasons and the nature of our products, we are unable to accept used and opened products. If the item or items you received are defective, please notify us within 14 days. We will send you a brand new replacement and provide a return shipping label for the defective unit.. Returns that are unopened, unused and items with manufacturing defects are accepted but MUST be mailed back in its ORIGINAL (FACTORY) PACKAGING. The merchandise returned must be in the original packaging and unused. The buyer pays for return shipping on Unopened items Postage on returns unopened buyer pays.. We will be responsible for the shipping on the replacement. Buyer should contact us within 30 Days after receiving the item. Refund given as Money Back or Exchange Return shipping will be paid by the buyer . Thank you for your business. If you have any questions regarding your order or you are not satisfied with your purchase, please contact us before leaving feedback so we may resolve your concern. Thank you for your business.